What comes after the iPad?

Last week I found some wonderful cartoons on the FTD webpage on what comes after the iPad.
Have a look at them:

I am desperately waiting for the:

-iGeteasilyoutofthebedinthemorning

-iSwimasfastasMichaelPhelps, so that I get faster on my bike at my next triathlon

-iBikeasfastasLanceAmstrong, which would also be very helpful for the next Hamburg City Man

-iKite, so that I do what I want with my kite and not the other way round, like today :-)

Which IGadets are you waiting for?